After reviewing the different styles of men’s shorts on the market, we decided we could easily enhance the potency of your baloney pony area by using better quality fabrics and adding deeper and more zippered pockets than ever before.
We also went ahead and enhanced the vagina miner zone, with support technology developed with ancient wisdom and created with modern analysis and equipment.
As a note. The sizing comes down to how much leg you want to show. The waist is quite flexible, so even for bigger guys, if you want to show more quad, go with a smaller size, for a longer fit, get a bigger size.
For example, on leg day, I wear the mediums, but if I’m chillin in some bad ass cafe or strip club, I’ll rock a pair of XL’s.
- ZIPPERED POCKETS, so when you lay on a bench…or jump over one, your, phone, keys, whatever stays in there!
- Elastic waistband WITH drawstring
- Left leg woven classic FKN Gym Wear flag tag
- FREE FKN Gym Wear Sticker with every order (Valued at $5.95)
- FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING on orders over $70.00*
Content & Care
- Built from 95% cotton, 5% Spandex
- Machine wash
- Iron is for lifting, not these
Garment measured while laying flat.