After reviewing the different styles of men’s shorts on the market, we decided we could easily enhance the potency of your baloney pony area by using better quality fabrics and adding deeper and more zippered pockets than ever before.
We also went ahead and enhanced the vagina miner zone, with support technology developed with ancient wisdom and created with modern analysis and equipment.
These are a shorter length leg than we have previously done, so get your FKN wheels out!
Elastic waist with drawstring
Model is 5'11″ and wearing size Large
ZIPPERED POCKETS, so when you lay on a bench…or jump over one, your, phone, keys, whatever stays in there!