After the wildly successful first blog 7 Things Lifters Should Never Apologise for, here’s another seven.
Let’s get straight into it family.
1. Filling Up Your Giant Water Bottle.
You and I both know that hydration is an absolute fundamental to FKN GAINS, so I don’t care if the line up behind you looks like you’re releasing the new iPhone, take as long as it takes to fill that shit!
2. Hitting On Gym Reception Staff.
When your life revolves around work, gym and going to the supermarket, reception staff are the obvious choice for finding dates.
When you start messing around with coloured leggings and shorts especially, ladies have to be even more conscious that their ninja slipper might make an appearance, but who cares!
If you’re packing a yo-yo, just remember that this is a small price to pay to have that booty and quads hugged by your leggings super tight so the other chicks get jealous of your gains.
4. Wearing HUMONGOUS Headphones.
Your headphones should be so FKN big that your training partner has to duck when you suddenly turn.
5. Using Gym Machines For Body-parts Other Than What The Machine Was Designed For.
EVERY lady lifter knows for a FACT that EVERY machine in the gym is a booty machine somehow!
6. Nipple Slips.
Generally a key feature of the men’s tback singlet, we’ve all had a chest berry go for a look outside the side of our shirts from time to time.
Thing is, your rack rivets are nothing to be ashamed of, in fact, they should be celebrated!
An exposed rubber bullet is just a measuring device for your insane pump!
7. Taking ALL Of The Samples From Promotional Staff.
You have to understand that the people who stand behind those fold up tables want to kill themselves.
They’ve taken all their selfies and are extremely caffeinated, which means that they are weak and vulnerable.
Help yourself to as much as you like, they don’t care. In fact the faster they run out, the sooner they can go and have a proper meal and workout.
What do you guys think? Did I miss any?
Comment below if you’ve heard any of these before, what do you do or say when people decide that they know what’s best for you?
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Thanks for reading, now go train something!
Jonny London is the owner and founder of FKN Gym Wear. When he’s not in the FKN office coming up with the next masterpiece product, you can find him lifting heavy things, skating around Burleigh Heads or barbecuing chicken. You can follow him on Instagram @jonnylondon and @fkngymwear